When I see injustice in the world, I point it out. Today, I took on a financial institution. Do I expect an underdog victory here? Absolutely not.
Here’s to change:
Ms. [CEO of a publicly traded bank]:
This weekend I visited the new branch at [address]. I was impressed with the sleek design, smiling staff and on-site parking. Upon entering the building, a greeter acknowledged me and guided me to a teller.
I placed my jar of change on the counter for deposit. I was informed that this branch didn’t have a coin counting machine. Although, I consider manual change counting tedious and error prone, I saw no other alternative to complete my deposit. I learned that this state-of-the-art location does not accept deposits in the form of change. After gasping at the thought of our currency being rejected by a bank with its profits directly correlated to monetary transactions, I regained my composure. Fortunately, your manager had a solution. He instructed me to take my change to the local, privately owned rinky-dink grocery store, which purportedly had a change-counting machine. I considered my options:
- Withdraw all of my money from your bank to see if the grocery store would accommodate me in opening a banking account.
- Organize a community rally in the name of coins. Given that most of the country carries change in their pocket along with consideration of the demographics of my neighborhood, I would anticipate a large, sign-carrying turnout in front of the branch demanding equal treatment for coins and paper money.
- Accumulate a pile of pennies large enough to pay my monthly mortgage payment. According to the US Department of Treasury, Title 31, Subtitle IV, Chapter 51, Subchapter I, Section 5103 “United States coins and currency are legal tender for all debts, public charges, taxes, and dues”. In my estimation, it would take six five-gallon buckets, each weighing approximately 260 pounds, to make my next mortgage payment in pennies. For this lone transaction, it might make sense for your obtuse institution to acquire a change machine instead of depending on a hand count.
I am no Luddite. I do the Facebook, text the chats, and even dial-in to check the latest news and sports stories on the internet. I also appreciate [Bank]’s avant-garde approach to encourage paper and electronic forms of currency over the traditional methods of coins. However, to remove coin counting machines, and essentially issue an edict to reduce the significance of coins in our monetary system, seems like a despotic move for [Bank]. Coins are not an anachronism in 2016 and a $XX billion market capitalized mega bank should know this to be true.
I wish to continue my twenty-year relationship with your bank, but if you continue to abandon rudimentary services such as change counting, I will look elsewhere for my banking needs.
[Skiing In Jeans]